A Bit Of Fun In This Post… Enjoy 🙂
– A policeman came up to me with a pencil and a piece of very thin paper. He said, ‘I want you to trace someone for me.’
– Do you know who won when the Pencil Rugby Club played the Pen Rugby Club? Neither, it was a draw.
– Broken pencils are pointless.
– A friend of mine got engaged to a pencil. He was really excited to introduce his friends to his bride 2B.
– Someone tried to sell me a pencil with an eraser at each end the other night. I couldn’t see the point.
– Who’s the king of the pencil case? The ruler.
– “Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? ..He worked his problem out with a pencil…”
– If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1?
– Why should you take a pencil to bed? A: To draw the curtains!
– What did the paper say to the pencil? A: You’ve got a good point!
– Where do pencils go on holiday? PENCILVANIA
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